shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor)

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

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clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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castlelover26:

juliajm15:

absolutelysweetmarie:

a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.

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Accurate

Very

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